Instructions to make TNT (trinitrotoluene):

A beaker of 76% sulphuric acid, 23% nitric acid and 1% water.

A beaker of 57% nitric acid, 43% sulphuric acid.

In percentages of weight, not volume. Remember, it's easier to make a big explosion than a smaller, more controlled one.

10 grams of the first beaker are poured into another empty beaker and put in an ice bath, making beaker A.

Add 10 grams of toluene and stir for 8 minutes; clockwise for 40 counts, counterclockwise for 40 and repeat.

Remove beaker from ice bath and heat till 50 degrees celsius; solution is constantly stirred while being heated.

From the first beaker, add an additional 50 grams and allow the temperature to rise another 5 degrees. Keep constant for 10 minutes and an oily liquid forms on the surface.

Return this acid solution to return to the ice bath, cooling down to 45 degrees celsius, the oily surface will sink to the base, when this happens remove the remaining liquid with a syringe only, no other way.

Now, another 50 grams from the first beaker is added to the oily solution as the temperature is slowly raised to 83 degrees, after reaching this temperature, maintain for a full half hour.
Allow this solution to cool to 60 degrees after this period, maintain this temperature for another half hour removing the acid solution, once again leaving the oily substance behind.

30 grams of sulphuric are added as the oily substance is gently heated to 80 degrees celsius.

Once temperature has been reached and maintained, add in the acid from the second beaker. Slowly raise the temperature from 80 to 104 and keep constant for 3 hours.

After this time, lower temperature to 100 and keep constant for half an hour.

Remove oil from acid and wash with boiling water.
As you wash and stir, the solution will solidify.

Once solidification has commenced, generously add in cold water to turn it into pellets, this must be then dried.

Once you've got the dried pellets, this is the last and most important part: add them into an empty, dry pan, heat over stove for an hour, over this period, pellets must be observed for any sublimation and liquidation, it must then be drained and the remainder of solid is dried and put into containers for combustion.

Household subsitutes:
Sulphuric acid- battery acid
Nitric acid- saltpeter

Sonic

I watched Transformers 2 yesterday.

To those who said the storyline isn’t as good, go fuck yourselves.

The storyline is so much more saucier than the first, so much more so fucking much more.

Sure, implying so many old school dramatics into the movie, but it worked for me, I guess people forgot the gap in between where the bots were suddenly aplenty. Think about it, the whole movie has one thing in common with current events, terrorism and government cover ups. Like, all the terrorist attacks, sure the first movie didn’t collide, but sooner or later, I caught up and it was trying to say that all the terrorist attacks that happened so far were actually robot attacks from outer space. The president mentioned in the movie was in fact Barack Obama, which I thought was quite clever. Like it all came to me when they mentioned 9/11, the first movie came out in 2007, where they had the battle in LA, this was covered up as a terrorist attack just like 9/11. Then the opening scene of the new movie was also covered up as a terrorist attack, now this is where things get interesting, when Sam was in his first astronomy class his mental breakdown made him read the entire astronomy book in a few seconds and shouting out that Einstein is wrong, then went on to correct the entire relativity equation, which would mean it shouldn’t be E=mc2, then it hit me, Einstein wasn’t right either.

His whole idea of relativity had to do with quantum physics which has math which is out of this world, it basically said that everything is mathematically, quantumly related. But if so, the observer would be able to hypothesize the universe, making it all to simple though complicated. And if the observer were to hypothesize the universe, then there would be no god, but there would be no evolution either, then we can actually create whatever, whenever.

Sure, I lost all of you already, but back to the movie; I felt, in fact, it had too much action in it, which made it quite a bummer, I loved it really, but the action was a bit too draggy, making it seem that Michael Bay tried a little too hard this time, and the last part of the action sequence, where if I’m not wrong was megatron’s head being smashed, kinda reminded me of the old King Kong from the 1930’s.

All in all, a better than average movie with a pleasurable script and an entertaining cast.

Now, I’ve been listening to the song Forever Young a lot, and I say, it’s really gotten to me, it has made me realise that I don’t want to grow older.

That line, ‘Let us die young or let us live forever’, reminded me a lot about me; I tell people, no matter how old I am, never call me a man, it sounds disgusting and human, I’m not saying this like a girl who wants to keep her good looks and all, but in the essence of keeping my youth. How I never fail to impress people with my ‘wit’ because I’m damn bloody young and all and I realised, I like being young and smart, I don’t want to care, but I just do.

Like one day, I’m going to turn 21 and I’m going to be considered an adult, I have to know what I’m doing to suit the needs of society and all and all I can think of is, I just want to get stoned all day and read comic books.

I don’t want to start a family and have a job and be all responsible and all. I mean, it would be nice, but think of all that liberty I’ll be sacrificing, all the wasted years.

So let me die young or let me live forever.

Stem cell research had better find a way.

I’m a little embarrassed to post this, but who gives a damn.

fuckit™

Rosenrot

So there I was walking and BAM I fainted, next thing I know, my temperature getting taken, and it read 42.3, “christ,” I thought, I’m getting that pig flu. After I happily told people not to worry about it, I’m getting it, now this is interesting…

But no… I didn’t get it, days of high fever and all I got diagnosed with was dehydration, well who cares.

They tried about 12 times to take my blood sample because my blood just won’t flow, won’t flow at all.

Then came the 0.2% sodium chloride, 2 pints of it dripped into my system to hydrate me; at the end of the second, my blood animatedly ran through the tube and into the same bag that hydrated me and they had to squeeze the whole lot back in, really groovy feeling, really groovy feeling.

Apart from myself, my poor Tibetan Spaniel was admitted to the vet as well, she was having her menstruation and lost her appetite,  and an x-ray scan showed that her uterus was filling up with some sort of pus and that she would die if it was not removed in time, so the poor creature had to undergo surgery and taaa-daaa stitches here and there, but she’s better than she was a few days back.

I’ll upload photos of her scars soon, for now I’m going to immense myself in the fantasy of driving a Triumph Spitfire; Black with red leather seats, oh so sexy, a nice, smooth mahogany steering wheel, perfectly waxed and polished smelling of pinewood, with its white velvet convertible hood and tainted windows, oh so sexy, so sexy, so sexy.

So you take care idiots, bye bye.

Polystylistic Variation.

This is to psychotic ex’s, delirious flings and crazed secret admirers whom I have yet to find out about though I have received your love letters years ago. If you happen to be reading this, then keep going, cause there’s something in store for you.

Well, it’s not much I can say, you girls know how carefree I could get so this song is for you:

All Will Fall In Love With Your Ego Trippin
Everybody's Lookin For A Sunday Mission
Ain't Nobody Searchin For A Second Chance
Im Just Lookin For A New Romance
And All Will Fall In Love With Your Ego Trippin
Everybody's Lookin For A Sunday Mission
Ain't Nobody Searchin For A Second Chance
Im Just Lookin For A New Romance
Because You Too Serious
You're Gonna Make Me Delirious
Because You Too Serious For
Loosi, Loosi, Loosing And Im Feeling Loose And
Everybody Loosing And There's No One Choosin
Ain't Nobody Searchin For A Second Chance
Im Just Lookin For A New Romance
Because You Too Serious
You're Gonna Make Me Delirious
Because You Too Serious For Me
Because You Too Serious
You're Gonna Make Me Delirious
Because You Too Serious
You're Gonna Make Me Delirious
Because You Too Serious
You're Gonna Make Me Delirious
Because You Too Serious For Me

 

So there you have it, just too serious… I honestly can’t stand drama, but still, I’ll remember you, all of you if I could, but there are a few who made things memorable and a few whom I wish to now know of, but then again, we’re going to die anyway, so let’s just fuck around eh.

Benzin

It’s a Pig world after all…

I’m pissed off at all the fucking retards who take the fucking swine flu, or H1N1, or Mongrel flu bullshit that’s going on.

I’ve seen petitions on Facebook about extending the mid-year june holidays because of this “pandemic”. So, let me ask this question, how dangerous is the swine flu?

Okay breaking this down statistically, if you take the number of cases by far (‘Z’), it should add up to about, 44290, and the so far total amount of deaths caused by the new influenza, 180 (‘X’).

So the ratio here is well, 44290/180 which is about 1 in every 246 cases (this makes up for 'A’) . Then taking the amount of months it has been around, mid-April, and now is generally mid-June, so generally, 3 months (‘Y’).

So X/Y= 60 (B).

So on average, it’s a total of 60 deaths per month for every death in 246 cases.

Now if you do the same thing for flu in just America alone; within one year in America over 61,000 people will die of pneumonia. One out of every 20 who contract pneumonia will die. And since January of this year alone, over 1,300 people have died from ordinary flu.

If the swine flu continues for a year, it would have taken 720 lives internationally. Compare that to the statistical charts of ordinary flu in America, it’s a minor risk.

Sure, the world is taking a good step towards preventing further spread of the virus, but that doesn’t make it a pandemic.

It just has to be a controlled infection because we already have too many illnesses to deal with.

Face it people, we’re just lied to, and that’s what the media does; incite society to aid the establishment control existence.

My answer to all this: BULLSHIT. You fucking hypocrites look like fucking retards whenever some new thing has spread, but then again, you guys are fucking retards anyway for having totalitarian forces shove bourgeois nonsense down your throats; idiots.

Sources: http://www.disabled-world.com/health/influenza/swine-flu/cases-statistics.php

Unemotional, emotionless.

Since nanotechnology has been utilised to be active agents of medicine in hard-to-reach microscopic areas of the human body, I decided to share my personal ideas on how we could use nanotechnology in our future living, as part of my post-modern inquisition of boredom.

1- Nanobots in furthur use of medicine:

Nanobots can be programmed, so why not programme them to instead act like antibiotics, in which antibiotics do destroy both the unwanted and the needed cells in our body, why not programme them to incite on a journey to “convince” cells like cancer and other viral infections in our body to be, well productive cells. Of course this is anatomically impossible if just said like that.

Like, how would the cells convert, here is where the convincing part is explained; of course what I meant by that is not to actually negotiate terms with the cell, but to in fact kill and reuse the remains of the cell to be “digested” by the nanobots, which will be discharged as a mere vitamin for the rest of the body.

So it’s basically eating it up and shitting it out; filtering out the cancer and discharging the productive parts.

Problems encountered- possibility of cell confusion, possibility of causing cancer cells to act up instead, possibility of many major crisis which will lead to the editing of hypothesis.

2- Nanotechnology in teleportation:

Well, you may not know this but, NT can break a product and rebuild it again if programmed to.

But this is simply straightforward; once the object is broken into microcellular parts it will be transported through a system of networks, practically to the designated destination.

Simple enough?

Problems encountered- most definitely the fact the reconstruction process might screw up, but I’ll figure something out.

As you all know I’ll be moving to J.B, and mom has promised me a home lab cum workshop, so well, I’m generally enticed at the idea, despite other incentives like a car or a bike, a room full of legal, yes, legal exotic animals, a range of legal air guns, and of course to top that, the cheap cigarettes and booze, so what the hell man!