Another Street Statistic.

If one had ever noticed, you might think a wedgie is a little joke of just pulling of the underpants of a person.

NO! I SAY!!!

I TOTALLY OBJECT!!!

I had one.

This is not something you ever want to experience; 12 grown boys(at least) metalheads and punks.

Dragging my frail body into a pole while two grown men rip my boxers from my jeans.

I must say, it was exhilarating.

BUT NO!

How could having your most importing piece of clothing ripped from your body in the most unnatural, most unsophisticated, most quixotic, most misogynistic, most infanticidal, filicidal and obviously in most SADOMASOCHISTIC manner be fun?

It's the kind of rape you'd never expect. But whatever, all out of fun, means well.

I did some bullshit too, only just that I was losing my state of alcoholic intoxication.

So I'll update on this post a little later, I want to eat raffles hotel's awesome mooncakes!

Hoping deep inside to have space cakes in Amsterdam... for those of you who know what those are...good for you.

You Make Me Feel Like A Little Girl!

NEWS FLASH!

I'm sorry to disappoint all you Christians out there, but I believe I have solved the mystery to the Virgin Mary.

I may be wrong but at least I might provide a little explanation as to why she gave birth as a virgin.

The following paragraphs are not meant for entertainment purposes or for the fun of blaspheming against the Christian belief, though I myself am a Nihilist.

The likeness of the characters and the supported data might actually make sense, this is neither a story for the young, as much as I want them to read this, nor is it a bullshit article I have drafted out; I think this might actually be true:

Have you ever heard of the term "Hermaphrodite"?

According to Wikipedia the term is defined by:

A hermaphrodite is an organism having both male and female reproductive organs.[1] In many species, hermaphroditism is a common part of the life-cycle, enabling a form of sexual reproduction in which the two sexes are not separated into distinct male and female types of individual. Hermaphroditism most commonly occurs in invertebrates, although it is also found in some fish, and to a lesser degree in other vertebrates.

Historically, the term hermaphrodite has also been used to describe ambiguous genitalia and gonadal mosaicism in individuals of gonochoristic species, especially human beings. The term comes from the name of the minor Greek god Hermaphroditus, son of Hermes and Aphrodite

Hermaphrodite was used to describe any person incompatible with the biological gender binary, but has recently been replaced by intersexual in medicine. Humans with typical reproductive organs but atypical clitoris/penis are called pseudohermaphrodites in medical literature.

Whether hermaphroditism is a disorder or merely an unusual condition is a matter of opinion. In most societies, the common assumption is that all people are, or at least should be, either male or female.[citation needed] This assumption can make life difficult for hermaphrodites.

People with intersex conditions sometimes choose to live exclusively as one sex or the other, using clothing, social cues, genital surgery, and hormone replacement therapy to blend into the sex they identify with more closely. Some people who are intersexed, such as some of those with Klinefelter's syndrome and androgen insensitivity syndrome, outwardly appear completely female or male already, without realizing they are intersexed. Other kinds of intersex conditions are identified immediately at birth because those with the condition have a sexual organ larger than a clitoris and smaller than a penis. Intersexuality is thought by some to be caused by unusual sex hormones; the unusual hormones may be caused by an atypical set of sex chromosomes.

Sigmund Freud (based on work by his associate Wilhelm Fliess) held fetal hermaphroditism to be a fact of the physiological development of humans. He was so certain of this, in fact, that he based much of his theory of innate sexuality on that assumption. Similarly, in contemporary times, fetuses before sexual differentiation are sometimes described as female by doctors explaining the process.[3] Neither concept is technically true. Before this stage, humans are simply undifferentiated and possess a Müllerian duct, a Wolffian duct, and a genital tubercle.
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You can also check the Intersex Society of North America at http://www.isna.org/
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So I was just listening to the radio the other day(don't ask me why) and heard a discussion between two radio hosts about some 'women' having in grown penises, and usually not knowing about it till they're like 40 or something when they start having testicular cancer.

So I believe that the Virgin Mary was a hermaphrodite who had a penis grown in her, then suddenly(since she was going through/passed puberty), somehow ejaculated in herself, and fertilised herself.

I'm not a biology student, but I do know that if there is excess amount of sperm in the testicles, comes the possibility of wet dreams!

So back to Mary...

If she managed to pull that shit off and having fallen under the delusion that "the-man-in-the-sky-who-punishes-you-whenever-you-break-his-rules-and-sends-you-to-burn-and-torture-in-hell-till-the-end-of-time-but-he-'loves'-you"'s blessing; it actually makes her a bloody asexual reproducer.

So there you have it, I believe I have solved the mystery, though I still need to back up on my medical research.

So please, post this everywhere and have every church-going-Christ-fanatic-cultist-tongue-speaking-piece-of-shit burn and torture me, and make the ideology of hell come true.

I'm sure I may be wrong at some, if not many parts; but hey, anybody can be wrong. I may be wrong and at least I question myself, but what if you're wrong?

Horrified, Terrified, Stupified....Like You.

Oh guess what? I had this sudden urge yesterday to have beer and pizza at the same time, because why-- A friend of mine sent me a song titled beer and Joy told me she had pizza; and so I was there wanting the best of both worlds.

I got fucking drunk and ate 2 pizzas! How stupid is that?- VERY, I KNOW!

So I was at home, playing my guitar to 'When I see you Smile' by Bad English and my wooden chair broke!

I had a few cuts here and there from the fall and blah blah blah, removed a lot of splinters, blah blah blah, didn't bother to clean wounds, blah blah blah, fell asleep bleeding:D

So there you have it, my stupendous night as a drunkard...

FELLATIO ON THE ROCKS

I'VE BEEN CONTEMPLATING A HELL FUCKING LOT ABOUT MY FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT.
BAND STUFF AND HAIRSTYLES, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO GET THE FOLLOWING(sorry for the caps, I'm in a very 'grr' 'grr' mood now heh):

THIS IS MY RELAPSE LIST;


Leviathan: Verraher CD; USD$15
A collection of tracks taken from thirteen full-length cassette and CD-R recordings by San Francisco black metal heavyweight Leviathan. Verrater is pure, primitive, cult, home recorded evil. Two discs, twenty-two tracks, one-hundred-forty-three-minutes of buzzing, howling, pummeling, black metal. Limited to 666 copies.



Toxic Holocaust: An Overdose Of Death CD+Tee bundle pack; USD$22



SlimeWave Gore Grind Series CD+Total Fucking Destruction Tee; USD$22
Look at this compilation cd.Slimewave brings together 44 tracks from twelve of the most influential and offensive international gore-grind and grindcore bands. From the high-impact opening assault of Poland’s Antigama, to the closing of shock-grind kings XXX Maniak, Slimewave is a relentless assault on the ears and mind.
The CD version also features unreleased tracks that were not on the original split 7"s from:
Antigama
Cripple Bastards
Machetazo
Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition
Total Fucking Destruction


XXXMANIAK's Harvesting the Cunt Nectar Tee; USD$14



XXXMANIAK: Harvesting the Cunt Nectar CD; USD$10
The most depraved artwork in all of death metal/goregrind.


XXXMANIAK's Harvesting the Cunt Nectar 12" Vinyl LP; USD$12
So wanna put this on my wall...


Misery Index's Traitors CD+Tee bundle; USD$22


Antigama's Resonance Tee; USD$14.
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THIS IS MY CENTURY MEDIA LIST:


Nachtmystium - Assassins: Black Meddle Pt. 1 CD + Shirt; USD$18
pretty self-explanatory...



Aborted - Strychnine.213 CD (Ltd. Ed. Evidence Bag) + Shirt; USD$25.
This exclusive deluxe packaging includes Aborted - Strychnine.213 CD, XL t-shirt and a HUGE folded poster inside a specially marked evidence bag.


Amon Amarth - Twilight Of The Thunder God (CD/DVD Digi);USD$15
PRE-ORDER WILL SHIP STARTING 9/29/08! ANY OTHER ITEMS ORDERED ALONG WITH THIS ITEM WILL BE HELD UNTIL THIS ITEM SHIPS! SORRY, NO OVERNIGHT! OVERNIGHT WILL BE REMOVED FROM ORDER IF SELECTED! Amon Amarth's songs have become more varied than ever, incorporating the roots of death metal, as well as showing openness towards different styles. These new songs are probably the most brutal Amon Amarth tracks of all time. The DVD featues a live set from 2007 and comes in a multi-panel digipak with 24 page full-color booklet. (2008) Track Listing: CD: Twilight Of The Thunder God / Free Will Sacrifice / Guardians Of Asgaard / Where Is Your God? / Varyags Of Miklagaard / Tattered Banners And Bloody Flags / No Fear For The Setting Sun / The Hero / Live For The Kill / Embrace Of The Endless Ocean // DVD: Intro / Valhall Awaits Me / Runes To My Memory / Cry Of The Black Birds / Asator / Pursuit Of Vikings / Fate Of Norns / Without Fear / With Oden On Our Side / Where Silent Gods Stand Guard...



Amon Amarth - Twilight Of The Thunder God (Picture Disc Vinyl) (PRE-ORDER); USD$23.50
PRE-ORDER WILL SHIP STARTING 9/29/08! ANY OTHER ITEMS ORDERED ALONG WITH THIS ITEM WILL BE HELD UNTIL THIS ITEM SHIPS! SORRY, NO OVERNIGHT! OVERNIGHT WILL BE REMOVED FROM ORDER IF SELECTED! The picture disc vinyl version of Amon Amarths newest album. Comes with a full color poster. (2008)
THIS IS GOING ON MY FUCKING WALL!



Equilibrium - Sagas; USD$12
Hailing from Munich, Germany, the melodic Folk Black Metal band Equilibrium have gained a huge fan-base in Europe with their amazing live gigs and debut album Turis Fratyr. On the band's Nuclear Blast debut, Sagas (the first to be released in the States), the songs are all sung in their native German, giving them a true Bavarian feel! Expect the same to be hearing more about Equilibrium. For Fans of Amon Amarth, Finntroll, Wintersun & Ensiferum. (2008) Track Listing: Prolog auf Erden / Wurzelbert / Blut im Auge / Unbesiegt / Verrat / Snuffel / Haimwarts / Heiderauche / Die Weide und def FluB / Des Sangers Fluch / Ruf in den Wind/ Dammerung / Mana


Reading Material - Swedish Death Metal (Book); USD$32
This hefty paperback is an ultimate blow-by-blow account of Sweden's legendary death metal underground, based on exclusive interviews with members of Nihilist/Entombed, In Flames, At the Gates, Dismember, Grave, Hypocrisy, Opeth, Unleashed, Marduk, Morbid, Mob 47, Deranged, Edge of Sanity, Merciless, Therion, Liers in Wait, Carnage, Carcass, Tiamat/Treblinka, Afflicted, Repugnant, and the Haunted. 450 densely illustrated pages. Revised and Expanded 300-page history, plus 150 pages including highly opinionated band encyclopedia, gallery, and fanzine bibliography. Written by Daniel Ekeroth (Insision). Weighs almost 3 pounds. (2008)
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Total for Relapse list(+shipping)= USD$159
Total for Century Media Distro(+shipping)= USD$142.5
Total for both= USD$301.5
When converted to SGD= $430.20(estimated)

Fuck...


Well folks, I'll show you more of my shopping list soon, plus reviews on movies and books. I also want to express a hell fucking load on current events concerning politics and how it deals a hell lot with the future corruption/benefit of the world of intangibles.

Overdosing on Sugar

I've always had an omnipotence to my presence, how I enjoy to present myself. This however will let people know how much Joy Molina means to me;

This is not just another short or some prose, this story is true, this story, I call 'Accident':

It was in 2005, I had just started my secondary school life and was very rebellious, I had only one friend and his name, I would just say, is Lance.

He was, at that time dating Joy, was the world to her, was everything a little, 14-year-old girl could dream of.

He left her for no solid reason.

I never expected to fall for her, ever! But I don't know, at that time, I was head over heels with this one girl, whom, for over a year, I did everything with(nothing related to sex mind you, she was too Xtian for that)

We spent Thursdays below my block talking LOTR nonsense and also Harry Potter. Bookworms and what nots, but we kinda lost touch with each other, we somehow drifted apart.

So there I was drunk and I'd asked Joy to come drinking with me, I ended up kissing her and blah blah blah, break up, beg for patch, blah blah blah, this and that, blah blah blah and now, we're almost inseparable.

Yeah, she's an accident cause I never expected to fall in love with someone i had so many contradictions with.

But I watch her sleep every time, an think to myself; I want to have children with her, send our kids to school with her, cook dinner at home with her, travel with her and the kids, rush down with her to meet our kids' principals whenever they cause trouble with her, teach our kids with her and i want to grow old with her. I want to watch her fall asleep every night.

It's falling in love all over again each time.

I mean yeah, I'm not a perfect boyfriend, I make mistakes time to time, it's not that I'm not human.

Our love is a paper-thin layer to euphoria.

Who knows where we'll end up?

I love you more than anything, Joy! Even if God forbid.

Anorexic Cynic.

Two people are telling me to write happy stories, Joy and CELESThamphetamINE. Ok I will try to alright?

Charlie Peterson worked day and night for 42 years as a security officer, he made his home in the basement of the building he took care of. Turning 60, he decided to retire.

As you retire, God only knows how dry life can get. It's like getting married all over again; in sickness and in health, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, till death do us part, that kind of bull.

But retirement is totally different, you get married to an unhappy life, till death do you part.

Charlie never married, only to his job.

He killed boredom by taking up an origami class and got instantly, crassly addicted to folding bits of paper.

He got very, very hostile whenever somebody touched his paper art, it sort of gave him a telepathic communication with them, almost an alternate reality.

He talked to them, named them, but merely payed attention to all but one.

Meet Cecil, a paper doll with a glued on skirt cut from a red plastic bag, a smiley face drawn in pencil, with freckles and glued on hair from string.

He developed a crass addiction to Cecil, he thought it could talk back to him, she went whereever he did, she became his best friend.

Her beauty was an artform, a handicraft of his desire; a paper mannequin forged to transcend his reality. He believed she was real, just as how you would believe santa was real when you were a kid.

As volumous as how one would fall in love, he crafted her out of multitudes of cigarette paper, out of boredom and unintention.

Those around him woed him about his condition, but soon fell silent, but all he ever wanted was to fall in love, and he finally did.

He spent whereever, whenever with her, all night and all day. He took her to theme parks, parks, restaurants where he sat her at the empty seat and ordered food for her, he sang her songs, bought her flowers and spent nights with her lying down in dark fields watching starless skies hover above them.

All he ever wanted from her was to marry her.

Through her, he found solace, he found balance, everything he sought out in life was accomplished through her, she was his pillar of strength, or so he thought.

He loved her without reason, without cause. He loved her more than what it had already meant, he loved her too much.

He loved her so much to a point of indulgence where nothing else mattered.

All this went on for 5 years.

It's funny really, how when one grows older, they act exactly how they did when they were younger, it's almost as if she was the capital of his reality.

----END OF PART ONE----

Plastic Nightmare.

Dolly Daffodil loved dolls and daffodils. She loved pink and glitter. Make-up and romance. Shopping and window shopping.

Your average aristocratic, bimbotic, slutty, blond slut. She believed everything people tell her, even if it doesn't make sense; in other words, she was born to look pretty and suck cock.

Her father was a diplomat, her mother was a plastic-chested, botox-loving, liposuction-addict, blond bombshell; MILF Barbie.

Dolly wants to be like her mother.

The End.