First up, you have to know that the following is meant for parody purposes only, in fact, if you’re going to be a lifeless cock-sniffer who ideally goes about saying shit about people and can’t take a joke, stop here and go surf internet porn.
The ninth of August sparked many questions to Singaporeans as to when the whole routine of fireworks, jet planes, paratroopers and lame dance antics would stop and when a real parade would take place where everyone is free to view live just like the Chingay festival, hey wait, don’t we have to pay to view that live too?
It also made the Singapore government wonder with the crowd flow, there should be human ERP gantries set up to tax pedestrians coming in and out of the CDB and Town areas. Calling it HERPies. *edited 14/8/09*
And finally, Singapore hopes for a non-Chinese Prime Minister, and a non-Malay Singapore idol in the coming years.
So happy irrational day folks, I think I’ll be put on trial next week for defaming the nation, but, really, I don’t mean it, well I’m dead.
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