Thursday, August 28, 2008

You Make Me Feel Like A Little Girl!

NEWS FLASH!

I'm sorry to disappoint all you Christians out there, but I believe I have solved the mystery to the Virgin Mary.

I may be wrong but at least I might provide a little explanation as to why she gave birth as a virgin.

The following paragraphs are not meant for entertainment purposes or for the fun of blaspheming against the Christian belief, though I myself am a Nihilist.

The likeness of the characters and the supported data might actually make sense, this is neither a story for the young, as much as I want them to read this, nor is it a bullshit article I have drafted out; I think this might actually be true:

Have you ever heard of the term "Hermaphrodite"?

According to Wikipedia the term is defined by:

A hermaphrodite is an organism having both male and female reproductive organs.[1] In many species, hermaphroditism is a common part of the life-cycle, enabling a form of sexual reproduction in which the two sexes are not separated into distinct male and female types of individual. Hermaphroditism most commonly occurs in invertebrates, although it is also found in some fish, and to a lesser degree in other vertebrates.

Historically, the term hermaphrodite has also been used to describe ambiguous genitalia and gonadal mosaicism in individuals of gonochoristic species, especially human beings. The term comes from the name of the minor Greek god Hermaphroditus, son of Hermes and Aphrodite

Hermaphrodite was used to describe any person incompatible with the biological gender binary, but has recently been replaced by intersexual in medicine. Humans with typical reproductive organs but atypical clitoris/penis are called pseudohermaphrodites in medical literature.

Whether hermaphroditism is a disorder or merely an unusual condition is a matter of opinion. In most societies, the common assumption is that all people are, or at least should be, either male or female.[citation needed] This assumption can make life difficult for hermaphrodites.

People with intersex conditions sometimes choose to live exclusively as one sex or the other, using clothing, social cues, genital surgery, and hormone replacement therapy to blend into the sex they identify with more closely. Some people who are intersexed, such as some of those with Klinefelter's syndrome and androgen insensitivity syndrome, outwardly appear completely female or male already, without realizing they are intersexed. Other kinds of intersex conditions are identified immediately at birth because those with the condition have a sexual organ larger than a clitoris and smaller than a penis. Intersexuality is thought by some to be caused by unusual sex hormones; the unusual hormones may be caused by an atypical set of sex chromosomes.

Sigmund Freud (based on work by his associate Wilhelm Fliess) held fetal hermaphroditism to be a fact of the physiological development of humans. He was so certain of this, in fact, that he based much of his theory of innate sexuality on that assumption. Similarly, in contemporary times, fetuses before sexual differentiation are sometimes described as female by doctors explaining the process.[3] Neither concept is technically true. Before this stage, humans are simply undifferentiated and possess a Müllerian duct, a Wolffian duct, and a genital tubercle.
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You can also check the Intersex Society of North America at http://www.isna.org/
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So I was just listening to the radio the other day(don't ask me why) and heard a discussion between two radio hosts about some 'women' having in grown penises, and usually not knowing about it till they're like 40 or something when they start having testicular cancer.

So I believe that the Virgin Mary was a hermaphrodite who had a penis grown in her, then suddenly(since she was going through/passed puberty), somehow ejaculated in herself, and fertilised herself.

I'm not a biology student, but I do know that if there is excess amount of sperm in the testicles, comes the possibility of wet dreams!

So back to Mary...

If she managed to pull that shit off and having fallen under the delusion that "the-man-in-the-sky-who-punishes-you-whenever-you-break-his-rules-and-sends-you-to-burn-and-torture-in-hell-till-the-end-of-time-but-he-'loves'-you"'s blessing; it actually makes her a bloody asexual reproducer.

So there you have it, I believe I have solved the mystery, though I still need to back up on my medical research.

So please, post this everywhere and have every church-going-Christ-fanatic-cultist-tongue-speaking-piece-of-shit burn and torture me, and make the ideology of hell come true.

I'm sure I may be wrong at some, if not many parts; but hey, anybody can be wrong. I may be wrong and at least I question myself, but what if you're wrong?

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